Well, I’ve never had the chance to shake a money maker   It’s all Greek to me   I never seem to do the right thing   So it might bring me the mustard seed   I’ve even tried to change my looks   I bought all the books   But it’s always the same in the end   Those women just chew me up   Then they spit me out   Then they chew me up again   But I’ve found an angel   She’s got the cure   All that I’ve been praying for      I’ve got a pleasure appointment   Cashing in the chips and I’m going to   A pleasure appointment with you      Now I usually put some gin   Where my hope had been   But this time ain’t the same   Because we both got the infection   And the ancient connection   Is running through our veins   Ain’t nothing like that kindred feeling   That’s so appealing   When you’re all alone   I’m never gonna take those steps   ‘cause she’s my Juliet   she’s all my own   I got an angel   And she’s got the cure   All that I’ve been praying for      I got a pleasure appointment   I’m cashing in the chips   And I’m going to   A pleasure appointment with you      Now it’s just about her time to surface   And serve my purpose   I hate the in between   It’s so good to just be sitting here   In the whack job chair   Reading whack job magazine   I’ll just keep coming up with problems   And if she thinks that she can solve them   I’ll just come up with some more   As long as they can keep me here   In the whack job chair   With the one that I adore   I’ve found an angel   And she’s got the cure   All that I’ve been praying for      I’ve got a pleasure appointment   Cashing in the chips   And I’m going to   A pleasure appointment with you