Wednesday   It's suppository time again   Ain't it grand?   Friday   I get my leg back on again   I'll get to stand      'Cuz it's a cakewalk on easy street   It's a new kind of day   It's a good time   The best you ever had   It's the new-fangled way      Air-raid   Sirens in the night again   Not far away   I'm failing   At everything I try to win   But that's O.K.      'Cuz it's a cakewalk on easy street   It's a new kind of day   It's a cakewalk on easy street      I have nothing bad to say   'Cept all my friends have gone away   Half of me is plastic and wood   But at least I've got my arms - that's good      'Cuz it's a cake walk on easy street   It's a new kind of day   It's a good time   The best you ever had   It's the new-fangled way   It's a cakewalk on easy street