He was born in the Heartland   Raised on American Bandstand   Now you'll find him   In the cutout rack   He was serious   As a heart attack      He never knew what hit him   I think I'm gonna dance now      She was an American beauty   The kind you find in the movies   Now cue the sound   And fade to black   She was serious as   A heart attack      She never knew what hit her   I think I'm gonna dance now      Break it down for me, fellas      I went on a seven day bender   The message said   'Return to sender'   It took a long time   To find my way back   I was serious as a heart attack      I never knew what hit me   I think I'm gonna dance now