Sue, turn out the lights   It's time to close up––we're through   Gotta clear it out   So let's drink up, it's past two   Girl, don't push 'em out   They can walk out on their own   How many times I gotta tell you, Bob,   You gotta drink up and go home   I don't run a business   Just to talk to you all day      Clear out the backroom, Sue   Stack up the chairs   Who broke this glass?   No one really cares   Go take the trash out   And vacuum the stairs   What do I   Pay you for?   And don't forget to sweep   The glass off the floor      Once I had plans   To fix up this place   A room where you could go to   And meet people with taste   They'd talk and they'd laugh   And forget the rat race   And I'd be just like one of those guys   With the mustache and face   Hey, help me lift up this case      Hey, I'm really sorry I blew up then   I've had no sleep   I've been up all night with my wife and brother-in-law   You know, Pete   At times, this world can seem   Just like a cold icy ball   But don't let that discourage you   'Cause you're young––take that call   And if it's my wife   Just try and stall      I was just wondering   How you get home   Do you have a boyfriend?   Or do you live alone?   I'm going your way   If you're going mine   No, I feel fine   But before you go   Let me just pass on one thing      You've got a mission in life   To hold out your hand   To help the other guy out   Help your fellow man   That's why I own this bar   They're thirsty outside   I give 'em oceans to drink   Then they drown in the tide      You've got a mission in life   To hold out your hand   To help the other guy out   Help your fellow man   That's why I own this bar   They're thirsty outside   I give 'em oceans to drink   Then they drown in the tide   They just drown in the tide   They just drown in the tide   They just drown in the tide   They just drown in the tide