Well, we went out on a double date   Me and Edith, you and Kate   Before we got past their front gate   There you were making eyes at Edith   While you were making time with Kate   You can't have your Kate and Edith too   You rascal you doodle-de-I-do.      Then we went to a drive in a show   You were kissing on Kate, she wouldn't let you go   I looked at Edith started feeling bold   I found your big hairy hand holding on   To the hand I was trying to hold   You can't have your Kate and Edith too   You rascal you doodle-de-I-do.      Edith asked me if I would    Get her some popcorn, I said I would   When I got back dad-blame if you   Hadn't crawled into the backseat with   Kate and Edith was back there too.   You can't have your Kate and Edith too   You rascal you doodle-de-I-do.      Years have passed since that first date   I married Edith, you married Kate   Now every night when I come home   Your car's in the driveway Kate's in the car   And you and Edith are in the house alone.   You can't have your Kate and Edith too   You rascal you doodle-de-I-do...