How many of you fools set a charge   Through wires and set fires in my garage   Sabotage   I'm coming to you fools like camouflage   Guards must be crazy   Stole your style from the 80s   Look at that, that's yo lady?   Why she look like Grady?   Shady business   Wanna stop and look at my profile   People like me be catchin' girls   with Kangol hats and argyle   Style, skills   I get ill everytime I rhyme   Quantam's leap, stole my jeep   Gonna get that fool this time   Cause I'm Skee Lo   Mr. 9 Millimeter   With bad aim, fame   Now I'm gonna live forever   Never say die.   Bonsai with a black eye, with a black   Found out I'm eccentric   Dag y'all look at my watch, I gotta jet this spot   So pow! Look at this brotha with styles   Freak's name is Skee Lo, Mr. 9 Millimeter   Watch that, holy cow....abunga   Hunger, couple-a signs from this trees   The day that I became an MC      It was the day that I became the Super   Was the day that I became the Superman   What? The superman.   The day that I became the super   Was the day that I became the Superman.   It was the day that I became the Super   Was the day that I became the Superman   What? The superman.   The day that I became the super   Was the day that I became the Superman.      I'm your idol like Michael so won't you beat it?   I'm deader like Shredder, I joined the foot now I can't be defeated   Mistreated MCs like it was the 80s   My styles is tighter than the white leather suit of the 255 pound lady.   Maybe? Maybe not.    Maybe you should check that.   Pop this is in your tape deck.   Play me in your cassette.   On channel 7, news at 11 watch these fools get hurt.   Have you more confused than a Christian reading a bible in a Muslim church   Come down to earth, now ask your selfly worth   Losing your title in a rap recital, I've been vital since my birth   MCs get hated cause they're overrated   And if you last a few rounds when I can blast it    You lucky you made it.   I'm the most hated MC   Just like Neomi, only I'll be like last year   Lookin' like Gary Coleman   Cause no man, no children or woman can get with the super   I got the West Coast hold up   And I load up your spot trooper   It ain't no to-be-continued when I get in you, you get loose-a   Hope that you get used to losin'   So shut up and start thinking   Before I leave you danglin' from my mic chords and you hear me swingin'      The day that I became the Super   Was the day that I became the Superman   What? The superman.   The day that I became the super   Was the day that I became the Superman.   It was the day that I became the Super   Was the day that I became the Superman   What? The superman.   The day that I became the super   Was the day that I became the Superman.      Put your gun away   Superman don't run away   See I got x-ray, I can spot you like OJ on the freeway   But anyway, we can do this all the day   'Cause I embarass more people on national television than Richard Bey   Today's topic MCs who suffer through beatdowns   Sit down and tell me about your last lyrical meltdown   You come to battle you get beat like drums   And I'm gon' put you on a bus and send you back to where you came from   And I don't care if you don't like it there   You go home and tell your friends I'm the mighty one   AKA Skee-Lo, Mr. 9 Millimeter with bad aim   Also known as Skee-Lo, you can call me Superman      Super, superman   Because they call him Superman   (Su-superman, superman).