I go out and burn my head   Look at it turn bright red   I don't mind I don't care   People think it's funny   If I got no hair.   All my friends   they burn their scalps   Ou ou ouch ouch ouch   I think it's funny   So I pop their blisters   Then I pour them on their little sisters   I don't like to sit inside and watch my TV   Cause I know there's a maninside that box   And he's throwing radiation darts at me.   (chorus)   He's got no hair   1) I don't need it   I don't want it   Hey, i look good without it   2) i need no brush   I need no comb   Hey, fuck a blowdryer   3) I need no brillcream   No grecian formula   Hey, maybe a little Helsinki