Since you've been gone i feel so much better    Cause i saw how mean you could b    I used to want some explanation    Now all i want is my Patsy Cline CD       How i've waited for today    When i could finally say       You jerk    You jerk    You are such a jerk    There are other words    But they just don't work       Sometimes i wish i'd mailed you that letter    That said the things i dare not say    Instead i set the thing on fire    I had to say this out loud anyway       I'm so glad i found the nerve    To say what you deserve       You jerk    You jerk    You are such a jerk    There are other words    But they just don't work       They try to be so cool    Insult you like a fool    Never take your call when you're nobody at all    Until you're somebody    and then they want to be your friend    How comes jerks don't know they're jerks    (I don't know)       So next time someone makes you feel little    Just sing this song inside you head    And like a great big cartoon bubble    These lovely words will dance above their head       How i've waited for tod    When i could finally say       You jerk    You jerk    You are such a jerk    There are other words    But they just don't work