Oh there's a planet in my kitchen   There's something funny in the soup   Mop the floor Lock the door   Flying Saucers in the room      Did you hear that fly?      Knives and spoons of mountain dunes   A freezer full of loony tunes   Detergent bubbles   There's millions of those budgers   And there's a bucket in the moon      Did the kitchen sink wink?      Tornados of cornflakes   And snowflakes   Tea cups in orbit   Hello? Did you hear that fly?      Well I'm not waiting any longer   I'll just sneak back in the larder   And wait   Planet Kitchen's taken over      There's a planet in my kitchen   Now there's a kitchen in my planet   Planet Kitchen's taken over   It's taken over