Once upon a time in the North Atlantic Sea   sailed a band of stinky pirates looking for booty   they searched every coast   they sailed the world around   but no matter where they went   no booty could be found   no matter where they went   you'd always see them try   looking for booty and hear the captain cry      Where's the booty (no one knows)   where's the booty (up up)   where's the booty (there it goes)   there's the booty pick it up!      So they found a hairy man   who had an info stand   they asked him where the booty could be   he said i've got booty but it's in my heart   and it's the kind you can see   you see my booty has a name   and his name is Jesus Christ   and he lives in me eternally    so if it's treasure that you want   then it's treasure that you found   and it's better than any booty      I've found booty yes i did   we found booty (yipee)   i've found booty yes i did   and he lives inside of me