Proud and doomed   as a dodo bird,   in a history textbook,   under a puddle of drool,   on your desk.      Jesus loves you,   but he's alone in that sentiment   so don't get too comfortable...   Comfortable.      Should these symptoms persist,   you may cease to exist.   Should these symptoms persist,   you may need to go see a doctor.      Absolecence burst right out   of the birthday cake   with a bright bikini   and a festive grin.      Let the party begin.      You let the symptoms persist,   now you cease to exist.   You let the symptoms persist,   and you never did see that doctor.