Once upon a time I was on the scene   An attitude and a jacket of jean   These days I'm up to my ass in routine   Another day, another dollar      I'm not a kid anymore, I'm not a kid anymore   I'm not a kid anymroe, I'm not a kid anymore      I relied heavily on Styx and Stones   Not so much Styx once I heard the Ramones   I got a job, an anagram of "loanS"   We work the other 9 to 5      I'm not a kid anymore, I'm not a kid anymore   I'm not a kid anymore, I'm not a kid anymore      Shacking up gals - live in delusion   A lot of crying out loud - state of confusion   Settled down now - heavy seclusion   Decided I'm proud - the only conclusion      As out of touch as I've always been   On the dangerous side of super keen   Scariest thing about my Halloween   Is that November rent is due      I'm not a kid anymore, I'm not a kid anymore   I'm not a kid anymore, I'm not a kid anymore