Uh yeah   What's up my man?   [Tomato   Not much guy, what up?]   Well, not much here goin' on except the usual stuff (Erotica!)   I got a haircut yesterday (Yester..)   I worked all day today (At recess)   I'm goin' to Boston this weekend (Dirty water)   To see my sister and her husband (Eddy!)   And you, how've you been?   [Well, I've been alright, Eleven   I've been hanging here and there (Brooklyyynn)   Eatin' apples, peaches, pears and prunes]   Oh yeah, that sound's good (healthy!)   [Yeah, I've been eatin' healthy food   And I've been eatin' really good]   Well, I've been eatin' healthy too   I had a banana and a muffin (breakfast)   And some salad and some stuffin' (Thanksgivin')   And some chick peas and spaghetti (Italian)   With some hummus pita bread (6th St.)   And some lowfat kinda sauce (we boughtcha?)   On my mixed up salad tossed ()   [Oh yeah, that sounds great]   It was a totally healthy day   But somethin' crazy happened   [Tomato, keep on rappin']   Well, after my meal, I started to feel kinda weird   (Like my mouth burn)   My skin started turnin' green (little sprout)   And my body feel lean ()   I shrunk to about 2 percent   And my bones turned into stems   And as my body jilted   I felt myself get wilted   [Oh, this is beyond belief]   Yeah, I became a lettuce leaf   I dove into the salad (backflip!)   And swam amongst the dressin' (Paul Newman's)   I rolled atop a carrot (Long Ranger)   with the pepper pieces pressing (rubber?)   up against the side of the bowl   And the chick peas as good as gold (gold recorrrrdd)   And my ears, they started ring, as the ears of corn started singin'   They sang a song of hope, and this is how it goes:      I think it's so groovy now, that people are finally gettin' together   I think it's wondererful and how that people are finally gettin' together      I think it's so groovy now, that people are finally gettin' together   I think it's wondererful and how that people are finally gettin' together      I said, "Oh corn, oh corn, oh corn, I really like that song"   I said, "Oh corn, oh corn, oh corn, (corn!) I really like that song"   [Oh yeah, that corn can sing.   A, let meh do my thing:      I think it's so groovy now, that people are finally gettin' together   I think it's wondererful and how that people are finally gettin' together]      I think it's so groovy now, that people are finally gettin' together   I think it's wondererful and how that people are finally gettin' together      I think it's so groovy now, that people are finally gettin' together   I think it's wondererful and how that people are finally gettin' together      [So what happened next?]   Well, I'll tell you about the rest:   I was singing with the corn (Brooklyn)   But feelin' kinda torn (party)   'Cause a little basil leaf (Brooklyn)   was startin' to flirt with me (party)   I said, "Hey there little one (Brooklyn)   I'll kiss you when I'm done" (party)   Singing salad songs (Brooklyn)   But for now, you sing along (party)      Baby, baby   What do you say?   Whisper in my ear   Tell me how much you love me on a sunny day      [Yo man, (who me?)   Good grief soul teacha'   Get on the basil leaf] (woooooo)   Well, let's just say I tried (really?)   Lettuce don't move in stride (Grbrrp-brrp-gold)   But I made it to her/the hill (wake up man)   And I tasted chlorophyl (green green gold)   A photosynthesis reaction (green green gold)   It's some prime satisfaction (gree-gree-gold)   My CO2, her H2O made red wine blush   The onion peeled off all it's skin   and jumped the orange crush (booom!)      Oh, my, God, broc-coli Rob - get/yea   Oh, my, God, broc-coli Rob - boing   Oh, my, God, broc-coli Rob - errrt   Oh, my, God, broc-coli Rob      Then my leaves started to sprout   The end became my mouth (what's goin' on?)   The stems became my limbs   And I felt myself begin to grow back into me   I sprouted eyes to see   My body (bigger) was back to size (bigger)   From beneath me, (bigger) I heard cries (aaaaah!)   Oh, the helpless vegetables   Damn! I crushed the salad bowl   I stepped away to see   the sad plants under me.   As they lay there silently   I thought 'bout basil leaf   And the love that she gave me   And the corn's sweet melody:      It's so groovy now, that people are finally gettin' together   I think it's wondererful and how that people are finally gettin' together      [Man, that was some ordeal]   Bobby, it was for real!   [How did it feel to be a plant?]   I want to describe it, but I can't   Let's just say it's comfortable   A top the salad bowl   Singin' with the corn   Come on, man, sing their song:      I think it's so groovy now, that people are finally gettin' together   I think it's wondererful and how that people are finally gettin' together      I think it's so groovy now, that people are finally gettin' together   I think it's wondererful and how that people are finally gettin' together      Brrrrooooarr   King Kong   Brrrrooooarr   Like the motherfuckin' dragon   You can't keep on slackin'   All for the motherfuckin' dragon   Things keep on happenin'   Like the motherfuckin' dragon   Keep on, keep on happenin'   Like a fuckin', fuckin' dragon   Man, motherfuckin' keep on roarin'   ROAR!   Roarr   Roarr-roar   Roarr   Roarr   Roarr roar   Like the MOTHERFUCKIN' DRAGON, man   Keep on, keep on happenin'    Like the motherfuckin' dragon   Things just keep on happenin'   Like the roarin' fuckin' dragon   In the fuckin' ...   Hang on, hang on, hang on   hang on, hang on, hang on    hang on, hang on   You!      Like the mote, and the mote, in the castle   And the mote, and the mote, in the castle   With the boat and the maggot and the dragon   And things just keep on happenin'   Like the roooar and the roaarr and the roar   Roar, roar, roar, and the roar      Fuckin with the dragon, and the motherfuckin' happenin'   With the dragon, and the dragon   Keep dragon   Keep on smackin'   Keep on movin'   Keep on movin'   Keep on movin'   Keep a movin'      Keep on movin'   Keep on movin', yo what's up yo lata'