Operator, Do you mind if I talk to you   But I feel so lonely sat here on my own   Operator, I had a little trouble getting through   Then I never have been good at using phones    All lines from London are engaged   The forecast says that it will rain   This service has been stopped   The Time is eight o’clock      Replace your phone and dial again   Operator, You’re probably think I’m daft   But I very nearly didn’t make this call   Operator, I know this will make you laugh   But I find it hard to talk to anyone at all      All lines from London are engaged   The forecast says that it will rain   This service has been stopped   The Time is eight o’clock      Operator, I don’t wanna take up all your time   So if you have to go then please just say   Operator, I’d like to call you again if you don’t mind   Cause this talk we’ve had has really made my day      All lines from London are engaged   The forecast says that it will rain   This service has been stopped   The Time is eight o’clock      Replace your phone and dial again   And Dial again      All lines from London are engaged – Please try later   All lines from London are engaged – Please try later