(Joe)And now why did I sign up for this?   Why couldn't I have stopped and thought   I did't mean to get into this shit   But the reason why I'm in it is my fault   And the stupid nazi's wont let me quit      (Nick)They travel around the hallways in packs   You can tell by there faces there brainwashed lads   They don't know any better about america than I do   And yet they think they no more   And Are joining the army really soon   They like the reppitation of beings nuts?   (Joe) What the fuck?      (Nick)Why not?   (Joe)Why not?   (Nick)Why not brainwash me   (Joe)So the armys my dream   (Nick)Am I being rude,    (Joe)sorry   (Both)I just hate playing army      (Nick)And I *haha* didn't plan on it this way   This class is so fuckin' gay   The only best part is I have it every other day   And now why do you always say it has nothing to with army?   Why can't you let me quit and say your sorry      (Joe)They try to tell me I'm a descrase   And that I won't live much longer   So I scream in there face   And tell them, I am not your toy soldier!      (nick) Why not?   (joe) why not?   (nick) Why not brainwash me   (Joe) So the armys my dream   (nick) Am I being rude   (Joe) sorry   (Both) I just hate playing army      (Nick)Shoot,   (Joe) shoot,    (Nick)drill,    (Joe)drill,    (Nick)kill,    (Joe)kill   Fuck this!      (Nick)Why not?   (Joe)Why not?   (Nick)Why not brainwash me   (Joe)So the armys my dream   (Nick)Am I being rude,   (Joe) sorry   (Both)I just hate playing army