I know I said I loved you and I know I was drunk,   And your low-cut jeans showed off the teddybears on your underwear   And yeah, your ring-tone tune was junk      As I watched you scanning groceries,   I was eating donuts from a bag   Your friends told me it was your birthday today   They had a stripogram coming in a thong the colors of the flag   And the sky was so blue it was scary   But your eyes were like nebulae, Mary      You were counting out change, I said, "Me, I'm for sale, baby."   You said, "Yeah, but your sell-by date was yesterday."   So I pretended I was listening to the classical music   That was purring over the house P.A.   A lucky roll of the cosmic dice saw us dancing a two-step   Gone 3 AM in some sleepy bar,   I said, "Look, I'll just back off if you want me to."   You said, "You just stay exactly where you are."   I said, "I'm like a vampire, Mary, I'm scared of the sunrise."   As the taxicab's headlights rolled across your face anti-clockwise