I thought you put me in rapture   I never asked you to dump her   Thought you knew we'd have a high life      And still I see   Your philosophy   Falling through my tainted mind   Would you dig my dirt?   Cos I'm so desperate   Can't you see you're wasting time?   I failed to tell you, to tell you now      That I've been fooled   Cos I'm not cool   And the scissors slide   Away with my pride      Speeding down a dead-end track   I wanted you there's no way back   Got a destructive appetite      Oh baby please   Lift me off my knees   A little smile can go for miles   I may be young   But I will grow up strong   And by then she'll look like her mum      Just to be absolutely sure of the facts   I'm happy to act just as a side salad   Happy to act   Happy to pay   Happy to wait   Baby youre great   When your oven goes 'ping'   I'll be there on your plate   When her oven goes bang...