You were a victim of common sense   Y was a crack in the concave lens   And when you opened your mouth   It was always in self-defense      We could have been at the top of our game   could have come up with a brand new name   But we ran out of grass   and bacardi just ain't the same      Hey, it's probably better this way   It saves me the trouble to say   What I really want to say      No, your wife doesn't have a clue   because she's never been introduced   to the degenerate fake   I used to mistake for you      You know it isn't a real big deal   I guess I'll never know how you feel   'Cause when you open up your mouth   nothing comes out      Hey, it's probably better this way   It saves me the trouble to say   What I really want to say