And I listened to her   Without trying to come up with an excuse to leave   She used to laugh so hard at   Something she thought of on the toilet   That she just about fell off the toilet seat   Wasn't snowing out anymore   But every once in a while you could hear a car not   Being able to get started   All too easily, all too easily, all too easily   She might have been the   Usual sort of   Landlady smelling   Of washing-soda   And backing-powder      She was one of these very tall   Round-shouldered   Women, she was   About six-four with lousy teeth. She   Came over to me, and gave me   These two playful as hell slaps   On both my cheeks   I gave her the wrong idea perhaps   She shouldn't be allowed to watch   Any and every program   All too easily, all too easily, all too easily   She might have been the   Usual sort of      Fifty-three miles   Miles an hour   In a forty mile-zone and attempted bribery   Mary Springer married Jerry   And everything   Smelled as if she   Had loads and loads   Of Vicks nose-drops