Brenda, how are we gonna get 2 the party?    Call up Jimmy, he's got a car   And what if a girl answers?    Hang up   Hang up nothin', Jimmy says I was his girl    Honey, don't U know everyone's Jimmy's girl?   Brenda, I know better than anybody    Well, if a girl answers, don't hang up, just talk about her   Yes   Hello, this is Vanity   Is Jimmy home?      Yes, but he's taking a shower      Oh, I see    Did he just take out the trash?      No, that's somethin' he use 2 do    Now he's taking out me      Oh, I see    Well, tell 'em he left his pants over here last night      That's OK, U keep 'em   He won't be needin' 'em 2 night      Oh, what's the matter    Is he going swimming?      Why no, we was gonna go    But he said he did that last night      Well sugar, I know about a great party    Why don't U bring us your car?      So sorry baby, but I never go 2 singles' bars      Singles? Is that what U think?    Tramp, I'm datin' your dad      Oh, he died about 7 years back    Now ain't that just 2 bad?      Well, that's how we like 'em - tall, stiff and ready    That's positively more than I can say 4 dead Jimmy      That's because he was swallowin' vitamin E    Now he's swallowin' me      Oh, U mean U were swallowin' him    Why don't U just tie a mattress 2 your back?      I'm gonna need it cuz if I ever see your face    I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack      All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head    Now what U think about that?      I think I'd rather wear a wig    Than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice    Dogs and cats in my hat      Hey, that's goin' 2 far    Here, give me the phone    Hey tramp, take a bath in puke    What's more, U can kiss where the sun don't shine    If that don't work, we can duke    U see, the only kinda man that would play with U    Is one that plays with himself    None of my friends could stand the sight of U    Much less the smell    And if I weren't a lady, I'd take my money    And buy U a brand new face    Then I'd take my underwear and stick it in your mouth    And U'd love it cuz U got no taste    And if that don't work, call back your dead daddy    And show him what U look like now    Honey, I'd bet he never come back    Cuz U one ugly cow (Ooh-wee)    Girl, U tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go and get hit by a car    Cuz as far as I see it, he can't afford 2 bite the beat of this star    There's 2 things we can't stand    One's a jive talk man    The other's a jive talk man with no money    Can U dig it?      Click      If a girl answers, don't hang up {x4}       Don't hang up {x8}    If a girl answers, don't hang up, don't hang up {x2}    Don't hang up {repeat 2 fade}