"Oh wow, man!   Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year?"      Teacher stop that screaming   Teacher don't you see?   Don't wanna be no uptown fool    Maybe I should go to hell   But I'm doin' well   Teacher needs to see me after school      I think of all the education that I missed   But then, my homework was never quite like this      Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad   I'm hot for teacher   I've got it bad, so bad   I'm hot for teacher      "Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!"   I brought my pencil   Gimme something to write on, man"      I heard about your lessons   But lessons are so cold   I know about this school   Little girl from Cherry Lane   How can you be so bold   How did you know that golden rule      I think of all the education that I missed   But then, my homework was never quite like this      Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad   I'm hot for teacher   I've got it bad, so bad   I'm hot for teacher      "Oh man, I think the clock is slow   I don't feel tardy   Class dismissed"      I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad   I'm hot for teacher