Ive been working out all day   But Im skin and bone, man   Im been trying to pump it up with testosterone   I dont think she likes my body   And I dont care much for her mind   But love is a test for the damned   And the rest are all blind   Im sending her an apple to tempt her   Im praying that the devil will show   Cut her off at the pass to pre-empt her   Then Ill trade her blow for blow   Noone has a recipe for love like mamma   Heaven knows there is no God above like mamma   There never was a girl who was good enough for mamma   When Im older, mamma marries me   She says hey killer theres a storm   At the end of every rainbow   She says love is a test and you dont look your best   Just go home   Ive an issue with the spit or swallow   And just dont get it in my hair   Love is a test for which I never was blessed   Yeah yeah yeah   Im sending her an apple to tempt her   Im praying that the devil will show   Cut her off at the pass to pre-empt her   Then Ill trade her blow for blow