I’ve been having quite a problem recently   Which is quite disturbing musicalically   Involving a semitonal discrepancy   Vocally and instrumentally      You see musicians of different varieties   Prefer playing in particular keys   And singers, too, treat preferentially   Those notes they tackle more proficiently      Now you don’t have to be a member of MENSA   To understand the depths of my dilemma   The two elements of me favour two different keys   Thus a rift betwixt my fingers and my tenor      I love nothing more than playing instruments in F   It warms the very cockles of my heart.   The trouble is that F can leave me vocally bereft you see   I like playing in F major… but I like singing in F sharp   F sharp      I refuse to be beholden to my hands   I don’t see why my larynx should give in to their demands   I will not be forced to compromise my art   And so I just keep playing in F major and singing in F sharp   F sharp   F sharp   F sharp      F sharp   I’ll just keep playing in F major and I’ll keep singing in F sharp