To start you put the wide end on the right side of your neck    You let it hang a foot below the narrow one, oh heck    Then cross the wide end over the narrow end and then back    Go round again, with wide in front of narrow, leave some slack       There's something about our ties, they look good.    You wear them to look the way that you should.    They help you conform with the corporate US    And get rid of the nonconformist excess.       Now you pass the wider end up through the goddamn loop    You hold the front of the knot loose and now man get the scoop    You pass the wide end straight down through the front of that there knot    You grasp the thin end, tighten up, you nailed it on the dot       There's something about our ties, they look good.    You wear them to look the way that you should.    They help you conform with the corporate US    And get rid of the nonconformist excess.      Solo       There's something about our ties, they look good.    You wear them to look the way that you should.    They help you conform with the corporate US    And get rid of the nonconformist excess.       THAT'S THE FOUR-IN-HAND THAT'S THE FOUR-IN-HAND THAT'S THE FOUR-IN-HAND THAT'S THE FOUR-IN-HAND!!!!