Well you play that tarantella all the hounds will start to roar   The boys all go to hell and then the Cubans hit the floor   They drive along the pipeline, they tango 'til they're sore   They take apart their nightmares and they leave them by the door   Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair   Deal out Jacks or Better on a blanket by the stairs   I'll tell you all my secrets, but I lie about my past   And send me off to bed for evermore      Make sure they play my theme song, I guess daisies will have to do   Just get me to New Orleans and paint shadows on the pews   Turn the spit on that pig and kick the drum and let me down   Put my clarinet beneath your bed 'til I get back in town   Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair   Deal out Jacks or Better on a blanket by the stairs   I'll tell you all my secrets, but I lie about my past   So send me off to bed for evermore      Just make sure she's all in calico and the color of a doll   Wave the flag on Cadillac day, and a skillet on the wall   Cut me a switch or hold your breath 'til the sun goes down   Write my name on the hood, send me off to another town, and just   And just let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair   Deal out Jacks or Better on a blanket by the stairs   Tell you all my secrets, but I lie about my past   Will you send me off to bed for evermore      Fall out of the window with confetti in my hair   Deal out Jacks or Better on a blanket by the stairs   I'll tell you all my secrets, but I lie about my past