What's he building in there?   What the hell is he building   In there?   He has subscriptions to those   Magazines... He never   Waves when he goes by   He's hiding something from    The rest of us... He's all   To himself... I think I know   Why... He took down the   Tire swing from the Peppertree   He has no children of his   Own you see... He has no dog   And he has no friends and    His lawn is dying... and   What about all those packages   He sends. What's he building in there?   With that hook light   On the stairs. What's he building    In there... I'll tell you one thing   He's not building a playhouse for    The children what's he building   In there?      Now what's that sound from under the door?   He's pounding nails into a    Hardwood floor... and I    Swear to god I heard someone   Moaning low... and I keep   Seeing the blue light of a    T.V. show...   He has a router   And a table saw... and you   Won't believe what Mr. Sticha saw   There's poison underneath the sink   Of course... But there's also    Enough formaldehyde to choke   A horse... What's he building   In there. What the hell is he   Building in there? I heard he   Has an ex-wife in some place   Called Mayors Income, Tennessee   And he used to have a    consulting business in Indonesia...   but what is he building in there?   What the hell is building in there?      He has no friends   But he gets a lot of mail   I'll bet he spent a little   Time in jail...   I heard he was up on the    Roof last night   Signaling with a flashlight   And what's that tune he's    Always whistling...   What's he building in there?   What's he building in there?      We have a right to know...