[Spoken Word]      Well, let's see we had the Fairlane   And then the u-joints went out on that   And the bushings, then your Mother   Wanted to trade it in on the Tornado, so   We got the Tornado -- god I hated   The color of that sonufa bitch, and the dog   Destroyed the upholstery in the Ford, boy,   That was long before you were born. We   Called it the Yellow Bird -- two-door, three on the tree   Tight little mother threw a rod   Sold it to Jacobs for a hundred dollars   Now the special four holer you've never   Seen body panels line up like that   Overhead cam dual exhaust, hell I had, see… I had   Four Buicks -- loved em all. Now your Uncle Emmett   Well he drives the Thunderbird now, it used to   Belong to your Aunt Evelyn -- she ruined   It -- drove it to Indiana with no gear oil   That was the end of that! Sold that Cadillac   To your Mom, your Mom loved that Caddy   Independent rear suspension landau top   Good tires, gas hog. Swear it had the   Power to repair itself.   I love the Olds, Dan Steel used to   Give em to me at a discount – show   Room models then there was the Pontiac   God I loved that Pontiac, well it was kind   Of an oxblood god but it handled so   Beautifully. Yeah I miss that car   That was a long time ago.