Etty in the room a cry   Mama say she must wipe her eye   Papa say she no fi foolish   Like she never been to school at all   It is no wonder   It's a perfect pander   While they were dancing in that bar room last night.   Johnson in the room afret   Uncle say he must hold up him head   Aunty say she no fi foolish   Like a no time fi him wedding day   It is no wonder   It's a perfect pander   While they were dancing in that bar room last night.   One pound ten for the wedding cake    Plenty bottle of cola wine   All the people them dress up in a white   Fi go eat out Johnson wedding cake   It is no wonder   It's a perfect pander   While they were dancing in that bar room last night.