baby, your da-da loves you   and i'm always gonna be here for you   no matter what happened   you're all i got in this world   i'd never give you up for nothing   nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me   i love you      come on, hey hey, we going to the beach   grab a couple of toys, and let da-da strap you in the car seat   where's mama? she's taking a little nap in the trunk   oh that smell; da-da musta runned over a skunk   now i know what you're thinking; it's kinda late to go swimming   but you know you're mama   she's one of those type of women, that do crazy things   and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit   don't play wit da-da's toy knife honey, let go of it   now don't look so upset, why you acting bashful   don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle   and mama said she wants to show you how far she can float   don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat   it's just a little scratch, it don't hurt   her was eating dinner while you were sweepin'   spilt ketchup on her shirt   mama's messy isn't she   we'll let her wash off in the water   and me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we      just the two of us, just the two of us   just the two of us   just the two of us      see honey, there's a place called heaven and a place called hell   there's a placed called prison and a place called jail   and da-da's probably on his way to all of 'em, except one   cause mama's got a new husband, and a stepson   and you don't want a brother do ya   maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better   i'll explain it to you   but for now, we'll just say mama was real real bad   she was being mean to dad, and made him real real mad   but i still feel sad that i put her on timeout   sit back in your chair, honey, quit trying to climb out   i told you it's ok, hey hey, you wanna bah-bah   take a night-night   na-na-goo-goo gah-gah   or make coo-coo-cocka   da'll change your di-ey   clean the baby up so i can take a nighty-nighty   your da'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water   97' bonnie & clyde, me and my daughter   me and my daughter      me and my daughter      just the two of us, just the two of us   just the two of us   just the two of us      wake up sweepy head, we're here   before we pway   we gonna take mommy for a wittle walk out on the pier   baby don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea   mama's too sweepy to hear you screaming in her ear   that's why you can't get her to wake   but don't worry   da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake   here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock   we'll tie it to her footsy, then we'll roll her off the dock   ready now, here we go, on the count of phree   1, 2, phree, weeeeeeee   there goes mama, spwashing in the water   no more fighting wit dad   no more restraining order   no more step da-da   no more brother   blow her kisses buh-bye   tell mommy you love her   now we'll go play in the sand, build a sand castle and junk   but first, just help dad with two more things out of the trunk      just. the. two. of. us...