Ladies and gentlemen   Harry's Harbour Bizarre is proud to present   Under the Big Top tonight   Human Oddities   That's right   You'll see the Three Headed Baby   You'll see Hitler's brain   See Lea Graff the German midget who sat in J.F. Morgan's lap      You'll see Priscilla Bajano   The monkey woman   Jo Jo the dog face boy   I'm Milton Malone, the human skeleton      See Grace McDaniel's   The mule faced woman   And she's the homeliest woman in the world      Under the Big Top tonight   Never before seen   And if you have a heart condition, please be warned      Don't forget to visit our snack bar at Charleston Grotto   Al lsales are final   Void where prohibited by law      You'll see Sealo the seal boy who has flippers for arms   You'll see Johnny Eck, the man born without a body   He walks on his hands   He has his own orchestra and is an excellent pianist      See Gerd Bessler, the human pincusion   And don't forget, it's ladies' night at Harvy's Harbour Bizarre   You'll see Ko Ko the bird girl   Mortando, the human fountain      Step a little   A little closer ladies and gentlemen and don't be shy   Dig deep in your pockets      You'll see Radion, the human torso   Deep from the jungles of Africa   Ladies and gentlemen, Harry's Harbour Bizarre   Ladies and gentlemen