just the other day you called me from your bed   you said there was something stuck all up inside your head   well I'm the best of all doctors for miles around   all the townsfolk count on me here in my hometown   I said "baby don't you worry cause you're in the right hands   when it comes to brain surgery I'm the man-in-demand"      LOBOTOMY oh my!      'scuse me patient, it's time for your lobotomy   can't guarantee you won't lose your memories   it's a delicate operation so hold still please   gotta keep my concentration during surgery      well I'm not exactly certified for this procedure   guide to brain surgery, I'm glad to meet ya   this copy's missing pages six through a hundred and twelve   but it was only fifty cents at the library book sale, oh well      when this is all over you'll be rid of all bad memories   I'll dig them out of your head along with your hopes and dreams   along with all that unnatural thinking that you don't really need   you'll be completely freed from your incriminating disease