I went to the library to find myself a cookbook   But when I came back I didn't know why   One month later I received a phone call from a bitch   A fuckin bitch who told me my book was late      Say that I'm away because today I don't care   I got better things to do      Then I drove my car, I needed to unwind   And when I get back, I let it on the road   One hour later I received a call from a policeman   A fuckin cop who told me my car was towed      Say that I'm away because today I don't care   I got better things to do