Just when you thought there was no one who could ever be so lame   Here's an egomaniac who's "cool" and has no shame   "Please tell me I'm awesome, 'cause I'm so insecure"   'Cause trendy dick's a disease for which there is no cure      We won't say we're better, no, but we won't say we're worse   Just leave that for the fans to say but don't bash us first   'Cause cockiness is a trait where the root word is still "cock"   So feel free to say we suck, we'll still come out and rock      The one who once was normal is now as fake as they come   Just save your friendly comments, what do you think I'm dumb?   Behind our backs you talk shit and try to sabotage our show   Well someday when I'm famous I'm the one you'll have to blow      So talk your shit, play your game    Ass-kissing is the quickest way to get to fame   Though I'm not one to live in the past   I'll never kiss your fucking ass