Stationary robbery   I stole your pen, so you can't even write again      I took your HB, 2B and your sharpie   Your protractor set, laptop and PC   Now you can't write, nor can you type   Let's just say your office supplies are really tight   You can walk and talk, but you can't use chalk   I've even got your blackboard on my jock   I cock back your stapler with my hole punch caper   The Grand & Toy bandit cause I'm their paper clip taker      Stationary robbery   I stole your pen, so you can't even write again      Finders keepers   3 ring binder weepers   Death to your desk, I'm the cubicle reaper   No ethernet, no internet, no email, no   Actually I saw your modem in an old box at my yard sale   Frustration   You lack a power point presentation   No pointer, no laser, just a pencil with a wore down eraser   I own your paper, stapler and your hole punch   And while I robbed your office   I even stole lunch      Stationary robbery   I stole your pen, so you can't even write again