Verse One: Grand Puba      I hit a beat and swing a note as if my name was David Ruffin   Quick to toast an MC just like an english muffin   Don't worry about a thing cause the Puba's never bluffin   I gets headaches from the wack, so then I take a Bufferin and I max   I wait until the opportune time and then I tax   But should I max?   Now they say sinning is for sinners so I guess I'm not a sinner   Beginnings is for beginners so I guess I'm no beginner   This is how I spark it, with money in my pocket   When it comes to having pressure I gets hard as a rocket   MC Grand Pu, coming through all the residue   The songs remain classics, dating back to the Babalu   My boys I call em hot, the phones all of them jock   And I can think of many episodes I swung in Lincoln Park   No I'm not a phony and I got a tenderoni   Love the way she is -- not too fat, not too bony   Don't drink Sanka, won't sink like a tanker   Knock the boots of a skirt in Casablanca and I thank her   Some rappers stink, like Englebert Humperdink   Better yet Dick Caveat, I got a bad habit   Similar to the girl, on She's Gotta Have It   I think with the brain and I whip behind the zipper   I'm living kinda good similar to Jack Tripper   A landlord named Roper did a show at the Copa   When I finish with this, I'll be paid like Oprah   So if honey wants to act fly   I'll just play like Guy and I'm [saying bye bye..]   [.. dumb bitch] Stick out your thumb and hitch   cause you've been cut off like a lightswitch   See I'm programmed to slam with the summer, spring, and fall   Before I do a show I get some kicks out the mall   Then I get my gear and I give Trev a call   Cause he works in the barbershop, right behind the mall   Other rappers tried to rob me but you know they got did   To put it blunt, honey I smoked the kids   So hookers back off break North here comes the regulator   Cause you doesn't find none greater      Verse Two: Derek X (now Sadat X)      On file is a style that's why you caught a clip   My suitcases is packed and I'm going on a trip to Mic-a-delphia   I go for self and still be slamming   The school bell is ringing and I caught somebody cramming   for the test, oh yes, my study guide was thick   I cut you with my verbal didn't hurt you just a nick   off your face don't play possum   watch me and I'll blossom like a rose   And get some new clothes and a fresh fade from Rob   Jump on the phone and dial the Now Rule Mob   Now come one, come all, we about to get hectic   If my crew don't get in, then the x makes an exit   to the rear, I'm outta here, don't front on my brothers   I take care of them before I take care of others   Now wood bats is doomed in the ninties it's aluminum   Step to the stage with a mic and I'm doing him something awful   I'm a citizen and I'm lawful   I go to hunt another fall, rip the policemen's ball   I got the power to make a car stall   I guess I'm great, from blackness, and when the crowd slackens   I stop drinking, and then I start thinking   About days in the past when Derek X was last   but now I'm on the top damn news travels fast   cuz I'm like that! They can't see this   Read my book, it contains many pieces of verses   I took the time to delete all the curses   So moms reach deep in your purses   And buy me take me home and try me and do me well      Verse Three: Lord Jamar      Well, while I reign rhymes pour   You suck it up like a straw and jump on the dancefloor   Cause every time I step in a jam   I make like a door and slam   But then girls try to turn my knob cause I'm a hearthrob   I guess it's just a hazard that comes with the job   Cause everytime I rock a rhyme that shows Jamar is intellectual   Girls want to get sexual   Well I guess I have to cope with being so dope   You want to be me, but can't see me with a telescope   You seek and search but still you can't find   You're weak and it hurts to be deaf dumb and blind   A supreme mind, will take you out of your paralysis   I grip the mic so tight I get callouses   And your analysis, is that the Lord   Rips rhymes into shape with a mic cord   I do it good cause I'm a postive black man   Eating up suckers as if I was Pac Man   Not a Dapper Dan fan I stay casual   To rock like the J it comes gradual   You got to know the ledge of wise and dumb   And understand your culture of freedom   Power equally with the Gods   so you can build and form your cipher   All your life you must teach true   Of the true and living God, not a mystery spook   And when you do that, pursue that goal   which made the student enroll, and only then you'll prosper