Theres a brand new gig   and its called the wig      its not for your head   its not the jig   Lossen up your pants   and freak to the beat   take a slug of you beer   and let it rip      If ya had a hard day, then ya better start wiggin out   ya don't have to count and it don't take a talent scout   ys don't have to measure up   you don't need a coin for the cup   Just go for it , let it rip   Wig Out!! - exit   Nobody cares if you wanna flip   If everyone stares there just jealous   If yer home alone put your pajamas on   turn the music up and let the neighbors wig   If you hit some one you don't have to fitght   the cops will bring yer own spot light   No tough guys need to prove   you had a dog day afternoon   Just blow off and wig on out!