Do you know what I just saw?   People walk around with concrete in their jaws.   It's a new method that dentists use.   Keep the teeth in place when they get loose.      So look into my eyes, you'll see the lord of lies,   cross my fingers I swear this is true.      Something weird occurred today,   the president called me up and said, come out and play!   He's got a new toy from the CIA   guaranteed to blow your mind away.      So look into his eyes, he is the lord of lies,   with just one look you can tell he's a crook!!      You'll believe in all I say,   even if I'd tell you that my wife was gay!!   Some might say that I've blown a fuse.   Some might even call it wife abuse!!!      So look into my eyes, I am the lord of lies,   cross my fingers I swear this is true.