I   Have a fish nailed   To a cross   On my apartment wall   It sings to me with glassy eyes   And quotes from Kafka   I sings to me       An eel is squirming on my couch   He's talking up a storm   I'm laughing at his face   He slithers down across the floor   I'm laughing       I   Have a man   It follows my hips with his hands   Don't worry (I'm laughing)   Dance in the road (I have a man)   And it explodes   (It follows my lips with his melting eyes)   Don't worry   Dance in the road       Fellow turns a fishy eye from the counter   I feel at his hand   Stalking in the grey   The girl behind the counter   Sees a fin (school)       An eel slithers to the chalkboard   It writes 1 plus 1 plus 2 plus 3 plus 4 plus 5   plus 6 plus 6 plus 6 plus 6 plus 6 plus 6   Don't worry   Dance in the road   And it explodes   Don't worry   Dance in the road       The house is reeling   I'm kneeling by the tub   Lonely is as lonely does   Lonely is an eyesore   The feeling describes itself       I   Have a man   It follows my hips with his hands   I'm laughing   At a man   It follows my lips with his melting eyes       Don't worry   Dance in the road   And it explodes   Don't worry   Dance in the road   Eye...       I'm painting his eye in the middle of the floor   Fish is frozen in my living room   Stares out of a block of ice   With one melting eye... eye... eye...   (Whoo!) Aced it   Sick