My sister got lucky, married a yuppie   took him for all he was worth   now she's a swinger dating a singer   I can't decide which is worse      but not me baby, I've got you to save me   oh yer so bad, best thing I ever had   in a world gone mad, yer so bad      My sister's ex-husband can't get no lovin'   walks around dog-faced and hurt   now he's got nothin', head in the oven   I can't decide which is worse      (Repeat Chorus)