She said 'I've seen you in here before'   I said 'I've been here a time or two'   She said 'Hello, my name is Bobby Jo   Meet my twin sister Betty Lou   And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight   And you're the only cowboy in this place   And if you're up for a rodeo   We'll put a big Texas smile on your face'   I said 'Girls,'      [CHORUS:]   I ain't as good as I once was   I got a few years on me now   But there was a time back in my prime   When I could really lay it down   And if you need some love tonight   Then I might have just enough   I ain't as good as I once was   But I'm as good once as I ever was      I still hang out with my best friend Dave   I've known him since we were kids at school   Last night he had a few shots   Got in a tight spot hustlin' a game of pool   With a couple of readneck boys   One great big bad biker man   I heard David yell across the room   'Hey buddy, how 'bout a helping hand.'   I said 'Dave,'      [CHORUS:]   I ain't as good as I once was   My how the years have flown   But there was a time back in my prime   When I could really hold my own   But if you wanna fight tonight   Guess thouse boys dont look all that tough   I ain't as good as I once was   But I'm as good once as I ever was      I used to be Hell on wheels   Back when I was younger man   Now my body says 'You can't do this boy'   But my pride says 'Oh, yes you can.'      I ain't as good as I once was   Thats just the cold hard truth   I still throw a few back, talk a little smack   When I'm feelin' bullet proof   So don't double dog dare me now   'Cause I'd have to call your bluff      I ain't as good as I once was   But I'm as good once as I ever was   Maybe not be good as I once was   But I'm as good once as I ever was