Who's that on the racks again?   A portrait of a crazy man   Trying to make a living off an elpee's worth of toons   A picture of a soul in pain   Trying to change the world with an elpee's worth of toons      There's something at the heart of it that's simply awful   A man who makes a living off a plastic waffle      Sweat is forming on my brow   Not a thing can help me now   My life is on the line for an elpee's worth of toons      I can see the write-ups now   The multitudes are crying for an elpee's worth of toons      A man would simply have to be as mad as a hatter   To try to change the world with a plastic platter      What's your problem, sonny?   What's your problem, son?      I want to be loved