Hello from Colorado,   Now she's off to West Virginia to be a mountain momma.   Yeah, she's the jet setting type   Who is learning how to type sixty words a minute.   But she wants to be a waitress,   And she wants to play the field.      She's drinking every day now.      She has good turnout,   And she is going to turn out just like her momma   Who was the jet setting type,   And now she's typesetting jets.      She's drinking every day now.