Some of them are hairy   Some of them are bald   Some are kinda scary   and this is what they're called...      (chorus)   Vagina...   Vagina....   They call that thing vagina....      Some belong to virgins   They're really tight and strong   But big or small, I love 'em all   That's why I sing my song      (chorus)      Vagina!!!!!      Some of them are smelly   Like clams and fish and such   Some smell like a summer's eve   Cuz they've been douched too much!!!!      (chorus)   (chorus)      Nothing could be finer   than to be in a vagina    in the morning...