Want some whiskey in your water?   Sugar in your tea?   What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me?   This is the craziest party that could ever be   Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see      Mama told me not to come   Mama told me not to come   She said "That ain't the way to have fun, son"      Open up your window, let some air into this room   I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume   And that cigarette you're smokin'   Don't scare me half to death   Open up the window, let me catch my breath      Mama told me not to come   Mama told me not to come (Mama told me)   She said "That ain't the way to have fun, son"   "That ain't the way to have fun, son"      (solo)      Some radio is blastin'   someone's knockin' at the door   I'm lookin' at my girlfriend   She just passed out on the floor   I've seen so many things   I ain't never seen before   Don't know what it is   I don't wanna see no more      Mama told me not to come   Mama told me not to come (Mama told me...)   She said "That ain't the way to have fun" (no no no)   "That ain't the way to have fun, son"      Mama told me, mama told me   Mama told me, mama told me   Mama told me not to come (Mama told me not to come)   "That ain't the way to have fun, son"   "That ain't the way to have fun, son"   She said "That ain't the way to have fun" (oh no, no)...   "That ain't the way to have fun, son"   Mama told me   Mama told me, mama told me   Mama told me, mama told me...