Last December 13th, there appeared in the newspapers the juiciest,
I'm spending Hannukah in Santa Monica,
Wearing sandals, lighting candles
When it's fiesta time in Guadalajara,
Then I long to be
You're wearing your squeaky shoes
And right there taking a snooze
Is
A considerable amount of commotion was stirred up during the
Some of you who have small children may have perhaps
Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life
What with President Johnson practicing escalatio on the Vietnamese, and
This year we've been celebrating the hundredth anniversary of the
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitro
The madman said his son was Noah himself
Zebras are worth
When the shades of night are falling,
Comes a fellow evryone
(Speech)
"I am reminded at this point of a fellow I
I wonder how many people here tonight remember Hubert Humphrey,
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