Well I run through the kitchen looked in the paper   Said, oh God almighty, mama, there it says a gator, come on, come on   Every other day I got a gator on my lawn   Well you dropped your groceries in the kitchen sink   Went to work and made the bathroom stink, come on, come on   Every other day I got a gator on my lawn      Get with it mike!      Well I jumped out of bed run across the street   Asked my neighbor said, where's my meat?    I had a red raw steak can't find it anywhere   He looked at me and said, what the hell do I care? come on   Every other day I got a gator on my lawn      Yeah I run in the kitchen looked in the paper   Said, oh God almighty, mama, there it says a gator, come on, come on   Every other day I got a gator on my lawn   Well every other day I got a gator on my lawn   Every other day I got a gator on my lawn