We get ourselves in situations I don't understand    That always leads to confrontations getting out of hand    It always ends in recriminations what is it all said    Look here baby for your information coming round the bend       Tuesday is a day I don't like much    Stay out of trouble go down to the pub    Sittin in the bruiser for an hour or two    Sippin my Guinness without you    But down you come with your Nag! Nag! Nag!    Bend my ear put the monkey on my back    I get myself inebriate what more can I do!       Give you my heart    But you just don't care    Stare right through me    Like I'm not even there    Twist my ears and pull my hair    Tell me my ideas are up in the air       Do I like it?    No I don't!    It's just another chicken but I stick it in my throat    Will you stop it?    No I won't!       You love to drive me crazy!       Tuesday is a day I don't like much    Stay out of trouble go down to the pub    Sittin in the bruiser for an hour or two    Sippin my Guinness without you    But down you come with your Nag! Nag! Nag!    Bend my ear put the monkey on my back    I get myself inebriate what more can I do!       We get ourselves in situations I don't understand    That always leads to confrontations getting out of hand    It always ends in recriminations what is it all said    Look here baby for your information coming round the bend       Give you my heart    But you just don't care    Stare right through me    Like I'm not even there    Twist my ears and pull my hair    Tell me my ideas are up in the air       Do I like it?    No I don't!    It's just another chicken but I stick it in my throat    Will you stop it?    No I won't!       You love to drive me crazy!    Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Yeah aha ha ha aaah...