uh huh, uh huh   when i'm dead   no one gets nothing except for him   uh huh, uh huh   when i'm dead      I've Got a dog   he's very smart   he's the kind of dog that says very little   and once in a while   he makes me wonder   why I bother   with people at all   remember bonnie?   she was the prettiest girl in school   I had a crush on her   but I felt like an idiot   and to square to make    more than a joke   but thats just what i made   you see I finally gathered the courage to ask her out   ?but my mother would drive us of course?   but then she started to laugh   because my shoes were untied   and my shirt tail was out    and my fly was down   and my hair was a mess   I woke up in a sweat   my heart was thumping away   i remember the day   i remember the day!   YEAH!      To my dog, I am the coolest thing ever   almost a god   and he listens to every word i say   every syllable weighs   heavily on his dog head   when I said "stay" he stayed   and then he snuck away   but he hears what I say   he listens to every word   once in a while   he makes me wonder   why I bother   with people at all   thats why i'm giving it all to him   uh huh, uh huh   when I'm dead   no one gets nothing except for him