It was the record that you needed to complete your punk collection   It was everything you wanted, it was some sort of affection   Better than The Blitz or Crass in pink hairspray and plexi-glass   You snuck aboard and took the class   You're a punk rock school for pop stars stowaway      You commanded our attention on the flagship of enchantment   With some help from Stella Stevens and some surgical enhancement   You were always there to save the day, with just a pinch of T&A   From Shelton, WA to York, PA   You're a punk rock school for pop stars stowaway      Behind the costumes and the make up and the cherry ice cream under   Where the punkers meet the wavers and the greatest three hit wonder    We put our faith in distant stars, from basement shows to disco bars   New wave clubs to sports guitars   You're a punk rock school for pop stars stowaway