213 girls talk too much   And 212 boys not enough   312s are very bold   And 206 gets way too cold   Doing shots I'm all alone   I slur my words after the tone      And I drink and I call   And I drink and I call   And I drink and I call   And I drink and I call   And I drink and I call   And I drink and I call      I can't stand to be alone   I can't stand to be alone   I can't stand to be alone   Save me on the telephone      Now 419s they hate the phone   Man 208s are never home   And all my lovers they have voice mail   They call me back   They give me hell      And I drink and I call   And I drink and I call   And I drink and I call   And I drink and I call   And I drink and I call   And I drink and I call      I can't stand to be alone   I can't stand to be alone   I can't stand to be alone   Save me on the telephone      I've dialed the numbers   Dialed them all   But nothing beats   A local call      617 boys, hmm, 617 girls, hmm    617 boys, hmm, 617 girls, hmm